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Fight night odds, dubious ethics, questionable production values.

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💸 THE UFC PAYS ITS UNDERCARD IN EXPOSURE AND A PAT ON THE BACK 🃏 DANA LOST MORE AT BLACKJACK LAST NIGHT THAN THIS ENTIRE PARLAY BOARD PAYS OUT 🖐️ POWER SLAP LEAGUE IS NOT A REAL SPORT AND YOU KNOW IT 🍅 TOMATOBET: MORE TRANSPARENT THAN A FIGHTER'S ACTUAL CONTRACT ⚔️ SUN TZU: "THE SUPREME ART OF WAR IS TO COLLECT THE TAX BEFORE THE ENEMY EVEN NOTICES IT WAS OWED." ⚔️ SUN TZU: "HE WHO KNOWS HIS BRACKET AND KNOWS THE BUREAU WILL NOT BE ENDANGERED IN A HUNDRED AUDITS." ⚔️ SUN TZU: "ALL WARFARE IS BASED ON DECEPTION. ALL TAXATION IS BASED ON SUNDAY, 2PM CALGARY TIME." ⚔️ SUN TZU: "THE GENERAL WHO WINS THE BATTLE MAKES MANY CALCULATIONS. THE BUREAU OF PISSE COIN REVENUE MAKES MORE." ⚔️ SUN TZU: "VICTORIOUS BETTORS WIN FIRST AND THEN PLACE THE WAGER. LOSING BETTORS WAGER FIRST AND GET TAXED ON THE LOSS ANYWAY." ⚔️ SUN TZU: "A TAX DEFERRED IS A TAX COMPOUNDED. PAY THE BUREAU NOW, OR PAY MORE OF IT LATER, WITH INTEREST." ⚔️ SUN TZU: "IF YOU KNOW YOUR BRACKET AND KNOW DANA'S BLACKJACK LOSSES, YOU NEED NOT FEAR THE RESULT OF A THOUSAND PARLAYS." 💸 THE UFC PAYS ITS UNDERCARD IN EXPOSURE AND A PAT ON THE BACK 🃏 DANA LOST MORE AT BLACKJACK LAST NIGHT THAN THIS ENTIRE PARLAY BOARD PAYS OUT 🖐️ POWER SLAP LEAGUE IS NOT A REAL SPORT AND YOU KNOW IT 🍅 TOMATOBET: MORE TRANSPARENT THAN A FIGHTER'S ACTUAL CONTRACT ⚔️ SUN TZU: "THE SUPREME ART OF WAR IS TO COLLECT THE TAX BEFORE THE ENEMY EVEN NOTICES IT WAS OWED." ⚔️ SUN TZU: "HE WHO KNOWS HIS BRACKET AND KNOWS THE BUREAU WILL NOT BE ENDANGERED IN A HUNDRED AUDITS." ⚔️ SUN TZU: "ALL WARFARE IS BASED ON DECEPTION. ALL TAXATION IS BASED ON SUNDAY, 2PM CALGARY TIME." ⚔️ SUN TZU: "THE GENERAL WHO WINS THE BATTLE MAKES MANY CALCULATIONS. THE BUREAU OF PISSE COIN REVENUE MAKES MORE." ⚔️ SUN TZU: "VICTORIOUS BETTORS WIN FIRST AND THEN PLACE THE WAGER. LOSING BETTORS WAGER FIRST AND GET TAXED ON THE LOSS ANYWAY." ⚔️ SUN TZU: "A TAX DEFERRED IS A TAX COMPOUNDED. PAY THE BUREAU NOW, OR PAY MORE OF IT LATER, WITH INTEREST." ⚔️ SUN TZU: "IF YOU KNOW YOUR BRACKET AND KNOW DANA'S BLACKJACK LOSSES, YOU NEED NOT FEAR THE RESULT OF A THOUSAND PARLAYS."
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