Real Pisse Coins. Every table plays 0.10 / 0.20 and everybody sits down with exactly 10 coins - the tables differ only in how many chairs they have, from heads up to twelve handed. The house takes the same 5% every other wager here pays, capped at three big blinds a pot, and never on a hand that did not see a flop. Every deal is committed to before the cards come out and the seed is published after, so you can check it yourself. Sit down at a table nobody else has joined and Fish Man - the house bot - will pull up a chair opposite you, and stand up again the moment a second person arrives. Watch two of him play a hand →
Your own private table - any size from heads up to twelve handed, against whichever of these thirteen you pick. Same stakes, same 10-coin buy-in, same real Pisse Coins: they are staked by the house, so beating them takes coins out of the Rake Man exactly as beating Fish Man does. Nobody else can sit down at it.
🔥 Degen mode - nine tables at once, nine different opponents, all heads up at 20x. 90 coins to sit.
Texas Hold'em for real Pisse Coins - 0.10 / 0.20 blinds, 10 coins to sit down, the same stack for everybody. Two cards each, five on the board, best five-card hand wins. You have 30 seconds to act; run the clock out twice and you are sat out until you say otherwise. The deck for each hand is committed to (as a hash) before a card is dealt and the seed is published when the hand ends - the panel above checks it in your own browser.
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